So. Shugo Chara. I just have one question. Why the catboy? Seriously, why does no one ever notice that Ikuto's the only one with a goddamn animal person for a guardian character? Why does no one ever ponder upon the strangeness of this? And, I mean, your guardian character is supposed to represent who you dream to be, right? Why does no one ever ask, "So Ikuto, why exactly is your character a cat boy? This means that your grand dream is to become a... a cat boy? Really? Really?"

I mean, what, is this boy's dream to be fujoshi-bait? He wants to be in PORN? I CANNOT FATHOM WHY THIS BOY TURNS INTO A CATBOY.

Dave: He wants to be in porn, and yet he doesn't have any tentacles?

Me: ...Not that kind of porn, Dave.

Dave: There are only two kinds of people in manga porn. Those that have tentacles, and those that the tentacles have.

Me: Dude. He's a catboy. Do you know what happens to catboys in manga porn?

Dave: So he's one of those that tentacles have.



l-lol Peach Pit.

Also, I was reading the spoilers on Wikipedia earlier. W...WHAT. GOOD CHRIST PEACH PIT, THIS IS A KID'S SERIES. I never fail to be astounded at the difference between what Americans consider appropriate for children and what Japanese people consider appropriate for children.

I mean, I shouldn't be surprised. It's Peach Pit! BUT. KID'S SHOW.