Went to the SS office today b/c I needed to request a new SS card. Lady that helped me had freaking gold eyes. They were amazing. Didn't look like contacts either. I'm sitting there thinking, "She's pretty..." and then she looks up and I'm like, WHOA.

MARY SUE EYES. YOU HAVE GOT MOTHERFUCKING MARY SUE EYES LADY WHAT THE HELL.

I wish I had Mary Sue eyes... ;_;