Certainly not your most dignified moment ever, Hei. Nope, not your most dignified. (Fff, he looks so pathetic and dejected! How can such a dick look so adorable? I kind of want to pet him.)

Episode 5 seems not only to be out to punish and humiliate Hei for being a dick, but also to prove that Hei is apparently not that bright.

Hei: "So she's still a kid."

...slow. clap. Wow. That was - wow. Were you always this astute, Hei? Idk, maybe that contractor zappy machine gave him brain damage or something.

I think this was my favorite episode so far - I will never tire of "let's make the badass cool guy seem kind of silly" trope. There is nothing more adorable. A-and okay so, after watching him smack around a young girl for several episodes, it was pretty satisfying to see him have a TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY.

And Suou, man. SUOU. I JUST. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. "She opened up the pot, and a cockroach came out of it. And then... BOOM."

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